I am bored at work today...
The fat fucker across from me is typing like he's really working on something. I bet he's working on his Ph.D shit and not any work that pertains to the agency....he's to intense in this shit. Just pecking away at the computer.
I wonder if I can type faster than him. Yeah I can cuz there he is over there doing the finger thang...his fingers aren't even on the homerow. Wait...he just got a book out...damn I can't see the shit...I think it's a text book....and he was flippin pages in that joint....I must be really bored.
I know what I need to be doing...let me hop to it.